Spectrum 291. A cow-cocky's Christmas

Alwyn Owen meets humourist and character Norm Bryan, “Norm of the North” at his dairy farm and presses him to tell him about his odd-looking cows.
He recalls drinking with his neighbour Ivan before coming home to milk his cows and finding Santa Claus behind the milking shed. Hearing that Santa’s reindeer have been quarantined, Norm offered him his own cows and travelled to the North Pole to milk them. He describes preparing to deliver presents and finishes with a song about it.[possibly called ‘Moo Cow Boogie’.]